Welcome to the IBAB store. All the items for sale here are fully endorsed by the International Brotherhood of Airport Bums. If there was an official IBAB seal of approval, you can bet that these items would carry it. Yes siree. But (alas) there is no seal of approval or otherwise. Nor does IBAB's endorsement mean diddly anyway, given that all the officers are dogs and the only way to get hold of a real person is through a cheesy email form.

Still, we gotta try. All the items here really are for sale, and you really can click on the pictures to find out more about each one.

Photography for eBay Sellers will teach you how to take the best pictures possible for your online auctions. It's delivered to you on a CD that you can read on any Windows or Macintosh computer. You can also get it via email.

Hate your camera? Don't know your aperture from a hole in the ground? Don't worry! Photography for eBay Sellers takes you step by step through the whole process of taking pictures for eBay. From selecting the best digital camera, through the important, final tweaks you need to make sure your auction pictures load fast, this book is full of easy, practical tips and tricks that will help you take clear, sharp photos specifically designed to sell your product. Click here for the complete spiel.