A dog will never ask you to be on a committee. Neither will an IBAB
officer. There is a reason for this.
President
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Having spent more time around airports and airplanes than most of
the airport bums themselves, Lady Dog is uniquely qualified
for the IBAB Presidency. Long removed from her humble roots, she
drools her way from appointment to appointment with her head out
the window of a chauffeur-driven pickup truck.
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Vice-President
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Appointed IBAB Vice-President on November 30, 2000, Shasta
has not been seen or heard from since. Not unlike most
vice-presidents.
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Secretary
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After a four year vacancy, the IBAB Secretary position is filled in
late 2004 by Aela, who brings the energy and enthusiasm of
IBAB's executive staff to a whole new level. The new level is
somewhat lower than the old level, but it's a new level
nevertheless.
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Treasurer
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With his ferocious bark and a rabid distrust of all things moving,
Larry operates a thriving home security business in central
Phoenix. Given the usual state of IBAB's treasury (empty), Larry
has perhaps the easiest job of any IBAB officer.
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Sergeant at Arms
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Empennage Aileron has without question the coolest name
among the IBAB officers. As Sergeant at Arms, she is officially
responsible for maintaining order at the airport and at all IBAB meetings. In her spare time, she
enjoys chasing a perpetually slimy tennis ball.
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Webmaster
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Forced from a high-profile corporate MIS position in 1997 after
being caught chewing on an Ethernet cable, Alex is currently
semi-retired and living in Arizona. When he is not maintaining the
IBAB website, he unwinds by sleeping, snoozing, snoring, dozing,
and taking long, relaxing naps.
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